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THE BEARD WILL NEVER DIE: HERE’S TEN REASONS WHY

The Beard will never die

The beard comes in many forms: 5 o’clock shadow, the rugged stubble, the light yet luscious, all the way up to a full blown face forest. But there are some that have called it a “trend” or a “facial fad” so here are 10 reasons that the Beard will never fall out of fashion.

1. You are literally in with a higher chance to get laid! Women on a subconscious level more attracted to a man who is generating higher levels of testosterone. A beard is like a big hairy beacon, transmitting your manly vibes to all that can see it.

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3. Let’s face it teenagers ruin everything. The pubescents took skinny jeans and wore them with Pokemon belts and they kind of ruined music too. A beard is something only a grown ass man can develop – a comforting thought.

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4. It is a personal survival tool. If you’re braving the elements, a beard will help you keep warm – and probably make you better at taming bears, just like this total legend.

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5. If you’re bald you can grow a badass beard to prevent looking like an egg.

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6. It’s a great way to make friends (otherwise known as “Beard Bro’s”). You could be standing at the bar ordering a drink and suddenly you hear the words “Nice Beard, Brother”. This is because bearded men always have each others’ back.

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7. Beards could save your life! In the victorian era beards were prescribed by doctors. They believed that a beard would aid in preventing the spread of diseases. Of course, this was later proven to be inaccurate, but nonetheless it’s effing cool.

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8. Having a beard certainly doesn’t hinder your chances of becoming a real life wizard.

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 Which will make the ladies look at you like this:

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9. You can keep food in your beard. A little bit gross but potentially helpful (probably).

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10. Because beards are straight up majestic.

Just ask these guys.

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